This & That, Ceci et Cela

I don’t know bout y’all but I have hereby been ordained a world citizen. How? Well, I called up this fur company and the Chinese lady who answered asked me if I spoke Chinese! I said no, why? “oh, your accent sounds like you can/do speak Chinese”!

WORD.

I speak a couple of languages, but nothing even close. So my spin on that is: forget the UN, I am issuing myself a mega/hypernational passport with global diplomatic immunity, Republic of Geekatula. Matter of fact, when I get pulled over by the cops, my line’s going to be “officer, I’m sorry I can’t respond because I don’t speak English, I’m just learning French, but I speak Chinese”!  Talk about some ear-bending shiznit.