Truisms & undie perverts (formerly known as superheros)
Truisms that we agree with from Insane Q:
- Black is slimming…if you are skinny.
- Shouldn’t Batman be locked up in an asylum along with the other bad guys? Or at least be on Queer Eye for the Strange Guy? Honestly! Who wears underwear on the outside of their tights?
- Why isn’t there straight eye for the queer guy?
- If the cab drivers here do not speak English and the cab drivers in other countries do not speak English… where the hell are all the English speaking cab drivers?
- You are not Rick James. BITCH!
- No those jeans don’t make your ass look big, your ass makes your ass look big.
See the entire list of “March Tangents” at his site.
Superhero UNDIE PERVERT UPDATE:
Seems Marvel & DC comics want to trademark the word super-hero,
hence this counter-proposal from Boing Boing:
“from now on, let’s never use the term “super-hero” to describe a Marvel character. Let’s call them “underwear perverts” — as Warren Ellis is wont to — or vigilantes, or mutants. Let’s reserve the term “super-hero” exclusively to describe the heros of comics published by companies that aren’t crooked word-thieves”.
-Batman seems like a modern kinda guy, so I can see him updating his lingo in the spirit of keeping it real: “Quick, to the ass poon-tang mobile”!
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