http://akuse.com/Blog/sing-it-china/ Purple thoughts on random topics. Politics, Current affairs, Design, Lifestyle, Architecture, Transportation, This n That Mon, 19 Jul 2010 21:43:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://akuse.com/Blog/sing-it-china/comment-page-1/#comment-2 This & That, Ceci et Cela » China Kettle 1, US Pot 0 Thu, 09 Mar 2006 18:12:06 +0000 http://Sing-it-China,-loud-and-proud#comment-2 [...] The report cites the country’s annual “rights report” as an example of the dysfunction. It says that as usual, the US pointed fingers, named names, and mouthed off on human rights situations everywhere except at home. Thus it called China black again by pointing out its dismal human rights record, saying it was one of the “most systematic” offenders. Shelley Sick-A-Dis, the chairlady of PWGAS said the lack of logical procedure by the US was puzzling. “I mean, why would you continue to say that your neighbour’s ass stinks when you haven’t been washing yours?” she asked. In the past, countries accused of rights violations usually deny or promise change, but not this time as far as China is concerned. One of its spokespeople, Hu Yu Dissing, says they aren’t rolling over anymore. “American democrazy my tukus. We know what this is really about. Well analyze this: They keep pissing us off like this, we’ll keep fucking them harder on the international trade playground. Think cheap textiles ammunition and our world-factory missiles (china bloglink) hurt? Wait until we unleash our full weapons of mass economic domination. Then they’ll be crying like bitches”. US state spokeperson, Jack UstillLavUs had no comments at press time. [...] [...] The report cites the country’s annual “rights report” as an example of the dysfunction. It says that as usual, the US pointed fingers, named names, and mouthed off on human rights situations everywhere except at home. Thus it called China black again by pointing out its dismal human rights record, saying it was one of the “most systematic” offenders. Shelley Sick-A-Dis, the chairlady of PWGAS said the lack of logical procedure by the US was puzzling. “I mean, why would you continue to say that your neighbour’s ass stinks when you haven’t been washing yours?” she asked. In the past, countries accused of rights violations usually deny or promise change, but not this time as far as China is concerned. One of its spokespeople, Hu Yu Dissing, says they aren’t rolling over anymore. “American democrazy my tukus. We know what this is really about. Well analyze this: They keep pissing us off like this, we’ll keep fucking them harder on the international trade playground. Think cheap textiles ammunition and our world-factory missiles (china bloglink) hurt? Wait until we unleash our full weapons of mass economic domination. Then they’ll be crying like bitches”. US state spokeperson, Jack UstillLavUs had no comments at press time. [...]

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