This & That, Ceci et Cela

AKA Custom-minted Word Of The Day. My suggestions for the next edition of the Oxford/Webster/etc dictionaries:

• Gauditecture: organic/Gaudi-like architecture

• Gaudytecture: gaudy architecture

• Rubbash for anything too distinguished to be called merely rubbish.

• Newspapers: modern-day ruminants; information regurgitators. All that paper, so little news.

• Useless multinational - an individual of multicultural descent (i.e. has parents with origins from 2 or more countries) but cannot speak any of his/her native languages.