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Runaway bride; 50 lashes please!

Category:Politics/Current affairs,ThisNThat May 1st, 2005 1:00am

So the Runaway bride made up her kidnap story; the Georgia woman confesses she got cold feet about the elaborate wedding.

Instead of being the center of a lavish wedding Saturday night, Jennifer Wilbanks flew home to Georgia from New Mexico, where she surfaced early Saturday morning after a nationwide missing-person search. … Although Wilbanks initially told police in Albuquerque that she had been kidnapped, she admitted after further questioning with police and the FBI that she had fled her suburban Atlanta home voluntarily, because she needed some time alone before the wedding.
I think this calls for at least 50 lashes. What a waste of manpower and resources!  This surely calls for extended bitchslapping on arrival.

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