This & That, Ceci et Cela

Pamela Anderson, who admitted that she has never spoken with anyone involved in the sealing industry is the newest twat on the seal crusade-wanking block. And she’s threatening to cry us a river at theJunos (Canada’s main music awards show) today especially after the Canuck Prime Minister refused her earlier requests for a meeting. The Juno producers probably don’t appreciate her giving viewers yet another reason not to watch the show which has been synonymous with lacklustre to date. She is also joined by apparently-was-once-a-singerMorrissey.

Naturally this development has caused other stirrings too:

The union of Canadian Seals (not the hunters) have put out another press release calling for an end to cause-wanking/crusade-wanking being perpetrated in their name. Their last release stated their abhorrence for way-past-it 71 year-old French hags brandishing their name around. Now they’re reiterating that a woman whose claim to fame and entire personality lie in her airbags silicone-bazoombies faux mammary glands is not their idea of a spokesperson. Likewise, they are equally insulted by EuroTrash has-beens refusing to tourCanada until the seal hunt ends given that no-one here would notice the has-beens prescence/abscence anyway.

I’m also renewing my previous call for seal fur coats and related items to wear in support of affected Newfies (residents of the province of Newfoundland and Labrador, where hunt takes place).

And for the record, I just attended the Toronto fashion week and there was not a seal-related outfit in sight! Neither was there any at the NY/LA/London/Paris fashion weeks. Mink, shearling, or rabbit maybe, but no seal! So for all the hue & cry that seals are being whacked just to feed the fashion industry; where exactly are the seal furs being used???