This & That, Ceci et Cela

WTF? This is becoming too rampant. Most recently, the idiot in caught raping a camel in the UAE, now this:
A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat’s owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, nearly £40, to Mr Alifi. “We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together,” Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat. “When I asked him: “What are you doing there?”, he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up”. Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case. They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife,” Mr Alifi told the newspaper. (BBC)