This & That, Ceci et Cela

Freaky is as freaky does!  The man confessed to breaking into the woman’s home five times, including once while she was sleeping, though he had fled as soon as she woke up. …  But the court in Harbin, capital of northeastern Heilongjiang province, dismissed harassment charges against the burglar. It heard that on the times he entered the woman’s apartment while she was out, he had washed her dishes, done her laundry, left her snacks and even fixed her computer” (Reuters).

Shoot, can someone give him my address? I got some overdue laundry y’all!  I’ll can make do with his service offerings until I can afford my own domestic robot!