This & That, Ceci et Cela

“Harder than a steel drum at a reggae concert” was the general notion indicated in responses that this unscientific survey elicited (16/3/06). Meaning you’re probably not mad at her for being in the process of accomplishing this feat. Contrary to prior reports, former Playboy Playmate Nicole Narain is seeking to market a videotaped shag session with actor Colin Farrell Harook Farrellian (I’m convinced he’s Armenian, not Irish). Why? Because she will get a $3 million advance payment from an internet porn firm if she prevails in her lawsuit against the Hollywood star, who is suing to keep the steamy video out of circulation.

-Sneaky? Yes. Entrepreneurial? Fo’ sho. Afterall, tons before her did it for free (the silly gits). Like Heidi Fleiss and her proposed stud farm, Narain’s just attempting a productive rebound.

UPDATE (18/4/06):

Well. The two lovebird have apparently reached a settlement, although Farrellian still plans on continuing his suit against ICG (Internet Commerce Group), the company trying to sell the tape. There was also some kerfuffle at the settlement meeting over the the ICG lawyers insistence on taping his deposition. Well, given that the original fight is over a videotape, one can see why Harook would be resistant giving a free, recorded, fairly candid interview on his shagging routine. They say he finally agreed to be taped after ICG promised not to release the video. Hah! They also say that ICG can always ask a judge later to make that tape public and might even sue Narain for breaching her contract by settling with Farrell. And so the dirt swirls.