China Kettle 1, US Pot 0
The international committee of People Who Give A Shit (PWGAS) have released a report expressing concern that the US government is still yet to grasp the pot-kettle-black theory and its surrounding stipulations despite several decades of practice.
The report cites the country’s annual “rights report” as an example of the dysfunction. It says that as usual, the US pointed fingers, named names, and mouthed off on human rights situations everywhere except at home. Thus it called China black again by pointing out its dismal human rights record, saying it was one of the “most systematic” offenders. Shelley Sick-A-Dis, the chairlady of PWGAS said the lack of logical procedure by the US was puzzling. “I mean, why would you continue to say that your neighbour’s ass stinks when you haven’t been washing yours?” she asked.
In the past, countries accused of rights violations usually deny charges or promise change, but not this time as far as China is concerned. One of its spokespeople, Hu Yu Dissing, says they aren’t rolling over anymore. “American democrazy my tukus. We know what this is really about. Well analyze this: They keep pissing us off like this, we’ll keep fucking them harder on the international trade playground. Think cheap textiles ammunition and our world-factory missiles hurt? Wait until we unleash our full weapons of mass economic domination. Then they’ll be really crying like bitches”. US state spokeperson, Jack UstillLavUs had no comments at press time. Add this post to
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hi! Saw your post at BlogHer - I’m all for shameless plugging - LOL
Love the background here - tulips are my favorite flower!
Best wishes to you for lots of readers!
Comment by Marti — Mar 12th, 2006 @ 12:53pm
Thanks Marti, we do try!
Comment by Geekette — Mar 12th, 2006 @ 1:57pm