This & That, Ceci et Cela

Holy Romania! Of sex and pork.

Mar 22nd, 2006 12:37am
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What is in the air out there? First, a priest unsuccessfully tries to discredit a local 74-year old councillor by filming him having sex in church with a local 17-year-old girl that he hired, then a football team there demands a refund after it bought a player for a transfer fee of 15 ...

Truisms & undie perverts (formerly known as superheros)

Mar 19th, 2006 1:50pm

Truisms that we agree with from Insane Q:

Black is slimming…if you are skinny. Shouldn’t Batman be locked up in an asylum along with the other bad guys? Or at least be on Queer Eye for the Strange Guy? Honestly! Who wears underwear on the outside of their tights?
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Why isn’t there straight eye for the queer ...

Latest accessory: Orgasm Diet (Kegel, Fish oil, chocolate no coffee)

Mar 17th, 2006 6:37pm
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If you are one of the 25% or so women who hardly or never experience the "big O", then Marrena Lindberg has some news for you. The Orgasm Diet. She has apparently gone from being a rarely-had-'em to summoning them at will. Word. How? + Lots of high-grade fish oil, + half pound ounce of ...

Put your money where your lard is

Mar 15th, 2006 10:58am
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Your German hotel bill (if staying at the Ostfriesland): 34p x your weight. From the same nation that just brought you tailor-made condoms comes this: A German hotel has started calculating fees according to the weight of the guest. The three-star Ostfriesland hotel in the north German town of Norden charges the equivalent of 34p/US$0.60/CAD$0.68 per kilogram. ...

Shitty Swiss; sewage plant now to produce caviar

Mar 2nd, 2006 9:35pm
Gives the concept of "shitty eggs" a whole new meaning... A former sewage plant in Switzerland is to start producing caviar.  Fish expert Daniel Brunner has bought the building in Baeretswil ,near Zurich, and plans to import 400 Siberian sturgeon.  He said: "The plant has been thoroughly cleaned, so there is no chance of contamination.  "It should have also lost its sewage smell by the time the eggs are ready to ...

Tailor-made condoms? Leave it to the Germans.

9:29pm
These days Forbes now counts billionaires instead of millionaires.  Likewise, the bar for pimpdom just got raised again.  So forget your tailor-made suits or bespoke shoes, this is really what tell us whether you've arrived: Do you have your condoms tailor-made?  Word. Individually tailored condoms that are anatomically designed to fit each penis perfectly are going on sale in Germany. Businessman Oliver Gothe, 36, is behind ...

Silly gits; the muttaween superstars strike again.

10:42am
The Religious policeman contains the satirical reflections of Alhamedi on his dear nation Saudi Arabia and the superstars within it, especially the Muttawas/Muttaween. The latter are religious policemen/zealots; you know, the not-so-friendly dudes that may harass you for not wearing an abaya thick/long enough in Al-Akariyah mall, or whip you for daring to be within 10 metre radius of a women who isn't your sister ...

Playboy Magazine fakes it with Jessica [update]

Feb 28th, 2006 1:52pm
Apparently, the Playboy Magazine is not above faking it! From what actress Jessica Alba's lawyer is foaming forth, Hugh Hefner & Co. are trying to make it seem that she appears in a "nude or semi-nude pictorial" when she didn't, therefore she's threatening to sue the magazine. She appears in bikini on the cover of Playboy's March issue. In a February 23 legal threat letter, Alba's ...

Stop press! Sudanese man marries goat

Feb 24th, 2006 5:37pm
WTF? This is becoming too rampant. Most recently, the idiot in caught raping a camel in the UAE, now this: A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered ...

Woman stabbed husband for refusing sex

3:13pm
Well, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned dammit! An Argentinian woman has been arrested for stabbing her husband because he did not have sex with her.  The 52-year-old, from Buenos Aires, stabbed her husband in the back but he was not seriously injured.  She told police she had spent the day trying to get him into bed but he had ignored all of her hints.  The woman told La ...

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