This & That, Ceci et Cela

Put your money where your lard is

Mar 15th, 2006 10:58am
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Your German hotel bill (if staying at the Ostfriesland): 34p x your weight. From the same nation that just brought you tailor-made condoms comes this: A German hotel has started calculating fees according to the weight of the guest. The three-star Ostfriesland hotel in the north German town of Norden charges the equivalent of 34p/US$0.60/CAD$0.68 per kilogram. ...

China Kettle 1, US Pot 0

Mar 9th, 2006 1:11pm
pot calling kettle black
The international committee of People Who Give A Shit (PWGAS) have released a report expressing concern that the US government is still yet to grasp the pot-kettle-black theory and its surrounding stipulations despite several decades of practice. The report cites the country's annual "rights report" as an example of the dysfunction. It says that as usual, the ...

France’s first Noir newsman

Mar 8th, 2006 12:30pm
France has a lot of catching up to do... Crazy to hear that in the year 2006, the land of fromage, vin et ménage à trois (cheese, wine, & shagmeisters) has only just appointed its first black TV newscaster.
Harry Roselmack

Canada to McCartneys: lay off our seals!

Mar 4th, 2006 9:33pm

Sometime yesternight, I paused by the living room where the TV was on and Larry King and Danny Williams (Premier of Newfoundland and Labrador province) yelled out "yo Geekette, you might wanna get in on this! You know, Canada, seal hunt, rancid rockstars a-wailing about banning it"? Hmm, the words "banning" and "seal hunt" kinda got me, because I don't like hearing nobody telling anybody they can't kill meat. ...

Silly gits; the muttaween superstars strike again.

Mar 2nd, 2006 10:42am
The Religious policeman contains the satirical reflections of Alhamedi on his dear nation Saudi Arabia and the superstars within it, especially the Muttawas/Muttaween. The latter are religious policemen/zealots; you know, the not-so-friendly dudes that may harass you for not wearing an abaya thick/long enough in Al-Akariyah mall, or whip you for daring to be within 10 metre radius of a women who isn't your sister ...

I da ho? No, U da ho! Idaho potato debate

Mar 1st, 2006 10:48pm
Republican Sen. Hal Bunderson wants to peel Idaho's standard license plate of the legend "Famous Potatoes" in a battle over whether the lowly spud should symbolize a state whose major export is high technology. ... "Other than as a consumer, the majority of people in Idaho have no connection to 'Famous Potatoes,'" said Bunderson, whose potato proposal will be heard by a state transportation panel on Thursday. ...

Brit police still clueless on £25M+ robbery

Feb 24th, 2006 2:03pm
The Brit fuzz have been aflutter since the robbery occurred yesterday. They've offered a £2m reward for information, and now they've released a composite sketch of one of the suspected robbers:
Robber Sketch
Police compiled e-fits of the ...

Durrty Ford? Firm being sued over Argentine abuses

1:33pm

Argentine
Rights groups say 30,000 people were killed under military rule
Former workers of an Argentine Ford factory are suing the firm over what they say were serious abuses during the military rule of the 1970s and 80s. They say local managers conspired with the security forces ...

Reminder; China + Human Rights = Big Oxymoron

Feb 21st, 2006 7:41pm
Several days ago the Chinese communist regime arrested all the people that could help attorney Gao Zhisheng; his staff and many supporters were arrested. On Feb 18, journalists still found many plainclothes police in attorney Gao's office, inside the yard, downstairs, near the elevator, even hiding in the basement. On the same day, two Beijing local residents came to volunteer their help to Gao for the relay hunger strike. They also ...

External factors of the “Black novelty” in Lithuania

Feb 20th, 2006 2:00am
Crank factoid of the day: fact that most Lithuanians have never seen Black people before sells a lot of flowers!  Hence the "black hussar" marketing gambit: "The flower shop in question, Tarp Geliu (Between Flowers), was advertising a Valentine's Day offer, charging 40 litas (12 euros or 8pounds) for its black delivery man dressed up as a hussar to deliver a bouquet of flowers. However, the same ...

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