This & That, Ceci et Cela

Makmende n. someone who thinks he’s a superhero, popular Kenyan terminology from the 90s.

Satan was sitting bored, then he thought: “Why don’t I roll up on those prayed up folks in church?” Sho’ nuf, at one lucky church, the seated congregation was waiting quietly for service to start. Suddenly, in a flash of 30″ rims and squealing tires, the devil AKA Sate-Dawg appeared at the front of the church.

From Online Schools via HuffPo