This & That, Ceci et Cela

The semantics behind “fresh” orange juice

May 15th, 2009 10:05pm

Turns out the “100% pure squeezed orange juice” and “not from concentrate” verbiage sold to you by Tropicana et al means jacksh*t because it’s reconstituted orange juice, as the article from Maclean’s (week of  May …

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T is for Trust

May 10th, 2009 4:04pm

Trust means using your ass as my pillow because I know you won’t fart into my mouth.   From a Moscow subway.

Trust me!

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Chromed Out

12:53pm

Because sometimes you gotta roll all out.  Or at least dream it.

Chromed Out

…Apparently, optimism this big can be found only in Russia.

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Sykes 4 evah!

May 9th, 2009 10:14am

Comedian Wanda Sykes qualifies Rush Limbaugh’s criticism of and hope for the Obama administration to fail as treason.  “… he musta been the 20th hijacker, but was too strung out on oxycodone to make the …

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