This & That, Ceci et Cela

Put your money where your lard is

Mar 15th, 2006 10:58am
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Your German hotel bill (if staying at the Ostfriesland): 34p x your weight. From the same nation that just brought you tailor-made condoms comes this: A German hotel has started calculating fees according to the weight of the guest. The three-star Ostfriesland hotel in the north German town of Norden charges the equivalent of 34p/US$0.60/CAD$0.68 per kilogram. ...

China Kettle 1, US Pot 0

Mar 9th, 2006 1:11pm
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The international committee of People Who Give A Shit (PWGAS) have released a report expressing concern that the US government is still yet to grasp the pot-kettle-black theory and its surrounding stipulations despite several decades of practice. The report cites the country's annual "rights report" as an example of the dysfunction. It says that as usual, the ...

France’s first Noir newsman

Mar 8th, 2006 12:30pm
France has a lot of catching up to do... Crazy to hear that in the year 2006, the land of fromage, vin et ménage à trois (cheese, wine, & shagmeisters) has only just appointed its first black TV newscaster.
Harry Roselmack

Missed Dubai? Get Qatar then!

Mar 6th, 2006 1:00am

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Those who missed the China trade boat (early fishers get the best dibs) are latching onto the India services train. Likewise, if you missed the Dubai money/real estate flight, you can still catch the Qatar resources rocket. The tiny gulf nation is due to overtake Switzerland's per capita GDP next year and ...

Boutique Viticulture: Mexico’s renaissance

Mar 5th, 2006 11:37pm

Winery Baja California,  Mexico The wine industry in Mexico is undergoing a renaissance which is manifesting itself in the form of boutiques wineries in Baja California.  Some say its the next Napa and a few foreign wine-makers have moved to the area and wine-making classes are even available at a wine school. One of the wineries on a tear is ...

Canada to McCartneys: lay off our seals!

Mar 4th, 2006 9:33pm

Sometime yesternight, I paused by the living room where the TV was on and Larry King and Danny Williams (Premier of Newfoundland and Labrador province) yelled out "yo Geekette, you might wanna get in on this! You know, Canada, seal hunt, rancid rockstars a-wailing about banning it"? Hmm, the words "banning" and "seal hunt" kinda got me, because I don't like hearing nobody telling anybody they can't kill meat. ...

Mistaken ID: Ford Mondeo or Benz wannabe?

Mar 3rd, 2006 11:02pm
And to think Ford paid the Bond franchise £14 million to get this car used by Bond who's usually seen in an Aston Martin. Making the Casino Royale hype stinks worse than rancid durian. First, the casting of the quite un-hot Daniel Craig who can't even drive the bond-mobile as the next Bond, then ...

Shitty Swiss; sewage plant now to produce caviar

Mar 2nd, 2006 9:35pm
Gives the concept of "shitty eggs" a whole new meaning... A former sewage plant in Switzerland is to start producing caviar.  Fish expert Daniel Brunner has bought the building in Baeretswil ,near Zurich, and plans to import 400 Siberian sturgeon.  He said: "The plant has been thoroughly cleaned, so there is no chance of contamination.  "It should have also lost its sewage smell by the time the eggs are ready to ...

Tailor-made condoms? Leave it to the Germans.

9:29pm
These days Forbes now counts billionaires instead of millionaires.  Likewise, the bar for pimpdom just got raised again.  So forget your tailor-made suits or bespoke shoes, this is really what tell us whether you've arrived: Do you have your condoms tailor-made?  Word. Individually tailored condoms that are anatomically designed to fit each penis perfectly are going on sale in Germany. Businessman Oliver Gothe, 36, is behind ...

Silly gits; the muttaween superstars strike again.

10:42am
The Religious policeman contains the satirical reflections of Alhamedi on his dear nation Saudi Arabia and the superstars within it, especially the Muttawas/Muttaween. The latter are religious policemen/zealots; you know, the not-so-friendly dudes that may harass you for not wearing an abaya thick/long enough in Al-Akariyah mall, or whip you for daring to be within 10 metre radius of a women who isn't your sister ...

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