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Shitty Swiss; sewage plant now to produce caviar

Mar 2nd, 2006 9:35pm
Gives the concept of "shitty eggs" a whole new meaning... A former sewage plant in Switzerland is to start producing caviar.  Fish expert Daniel Brunner has bought the building in Baeretswil ,near Zurich, and plans to import 400 Siberian sturgeon.  He said: "The plant has been thoroughly cleaned, so there is no chance of contamination.  "It should have also lost its sewage smell by the time the eggs are ready to ...

Tailor-made condoms? Leave it to the Germans.

9:29pm
These days Forbes now counts billionaires instead of millionaires.  Likewise, the bar for pimpdom just got raised again.  So forget your tailor-made suits or bespoke shoes, this is really what tell us whether you've arrived: Do you have your condoms tailor-made?  Word. Individually tailored condoms that are anatomically designed to fit each penis perfectly are going on sale in Germany. Businessman Oliver Gothe, 36, is behind ...

Silly gits; the muttaween superstars strike again.

10:42am
The Religious policeman contains the satirical reflections of Alhamedi on his dear nation Saudi Arabia and the superstars within it, especially the Muttawas/Muttaween. The latter are religious policemen/zealots; you know, the not-so-friendly dudes that may harass you for not wearing an abaya thick/long enough in Al-Akariyah mall, or whip you for daring to be within 10 metre radius of a women who isn't your sister ...

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