This & That, Ceci et Cela

I don't know bout y'all but I have hereby been ordained a world citizen. How? Well, I called up this fur company and the Chinese lady who answered asked me if I spoke Chinese! I said no, why? "oh, your accent sounds like you can/do speak Chinese"! WORD. I speak a couple of languages, but nothing even close. So my spin on that is: forget the UN, ...