Carmakers defer stylishness until further notice
For immediate release: All major carmakers agree to continue deferring sytlishness until further notice.
I'm pleased to announce that given the current delay in my attaining zillionaire status, luxury purveyors like hot car manufacturers have collectively agreed to continue to delay releasing any interesting models actually worthy of inspiring lust. They will bide time until my highness is able to afford them. Evidence of their support ...