This & That, Ceci et Cela

Forget regular polo, Elephant Polo is where its at: "If not for the skin tight ridding britches, which clearly accentuate if you are circumcised or not, you could be the wayward soldier of some invading army. Instead, you just look like a leather-boy, who got lost on the way to the Pride Parade".

You too can get rural in a posh manner: by renting your own Swiss cow. Why? In the past decade, more than a quarter of Switzerland’s family farms have gone out of business. Those that remain find creative ways to generate extra revenue. One such enterprising family leases out their cows during the alpine summer ...